A Perfect Getaway (2009)

I decided to watch A Perfect Getaway today because i'm a lil hungover and i need some lightweight, undemanding fare. Can't watch Atom Egoyan films everyday. The main draw here would be the director/writer David Twohy. He made Pitch Black (2000), which is a great slice of wierd sci-fi thiller and put Vin Diesel on the map. They also made a quasi-sequel The Chronicles of Riddick (2004), which is FUHHHGGIN AWFUL. It's like Vin Diesel walked on the set of Dungeons and Dragons and they decided to keep him in the film cos Vin Diesel was a big deal at the time. Anyway, since i know A Perfect Getaway is very similar in theme (people killing each other on a desolate locale) to Pitch Black, this should should play to Twohy's strength...

This story is essentially a murder mystery. Not in the Sunday night ITV or Murder She Wrote sense- No, in this story the protagonists (Milla Jovovich and Steve Zahn) on their honeymoon in Hawaii are told there is another couple who are killing couples on the island. They come in contact with Chris Hemsworth & Marley Shelton and Timothy Olyphant & Kiele Sanchez, so basically in this murder mystery the implication is, it's one of these two couples, instead of, say 5 suspects with motives.

Before I lay into the HUGE problem with the film (It's a Biggie), in the interest of parity- A Perfect Getaway is plenty exciting and thrilling (I watched it on a laptop and it still translated.) but really that's the only decent card in it's hand. 

The writing really stinks- there's this terrible running meta-gag where characters are discussing screen-writing devices like 'red-herrings'- it just annoyingly takes you out of the film.

The film's Waterloo, it's Alamo is the massive gaping hole it leaves in the reveal of the murderers. To be fair even after that, the film is still exciting and you're still curious to see how it's going to play out (if only to see how Twohy is gonna MacGuyver his way outta this one...) but David Twohy... I understand, mate. You thought, what's the least obvious conclusion this film could have? BUT the problem, Dave, is that you would need the MOST amazing explanation to land it satisfactorily and reveal of the murderers in A Perfect Getaway, doesn't remotely come close to making sense. It's not like 'they did it? i could have sworn it would be...'- No, this just confounds everything that came before it. I mean the film stops and they explain what happened but it is in no way satisfactory. I suppose you guessed who it is, haven't you? I've spoiled it haven't i?

Well, just count yourself lucky- you didn't waste 90mins on this film.

I'm sorry Dave. That was a bit strong. I apologise; like i said it's entertaining and exciting but with your last 30mins, you took everything from the 1st hr and said well... well you probably said 'Oh this will really fuck with audience- they won't know what's going on!' You're right Dave, but sadly they won't care either.

I watched A Perfect Getaway on LoveFilm Online - http://bit.ly/hl07Bl

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